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About Canis Minor

I am
  ? years old
I speak
  English, Polski
I live in
 
 Poland, Warszawa
About me
A handful of hints saving you from some NPE. If you don't fall into a paragraph, simply don't read the rest of it.

--- Elo differences ---

If you are more than 200 elo higher just don't sit, please, nor don't invite me. If you think board games being all about beating the hell out of your opponent rather than a way of having a good time for you both, consider sitting at another table or inviting another player instead.

--- Game concession ---

If you don't tolerate players conceding to you should they be facing an obvious and inevitable defeat, do not sit at any of my tables, please.
I am well aware that further mutilating your opponent and watching him slowly bleed to death may be, for some reasons, your key motivation to play board games at all, nevertheless, with all due respect to any possible causes of such circumstances, I find the virtue of respecting my and my opponent's time much more appealing.
Or, if you prefer shorter sentences and crude explanations: yes, I'm a n00b. And A l0ser.

--- Table speed settings ---

When one of my tables has slow speed settings (7 mins + 7), it means I may need that much to play my turns. You know, lags, children, dog, kitchen, doorbells, job, real life. Meanwhile I'll be attending to our game and making moves. Sometimes such is my way of playing, although I force no one into adopting it as their own. But by sitting down at my table, you accept mine.
Should you have not observed yet that speed settings really happen to matter and you plan to pester me with your kind advices concerning my playing pace, thank you in advance and please, by no means accept my invitation and find another table instead. I can imagine no slightest reason you should allow wasting your precious time by such a lazy player like me (and in addition, one with completely unchangeable attitude on the matter).

If you are only a visitor making comments about my (or anyone else's) playing speed, disturbing all players at the table and struggling hard to make yourself unhappy... well, then you got me. You are beyond my understanding.
But a mental doc could probably help.

--- Time zones ---

If you see that one of my tables has a joining condition of players being present in certain time zones and you are currently elsewhere, just do not sit, please.
I do not deny that making a 3-day game last two weeks may sound attractive to some, but sadly, I am not among them.

--- Red and green thumbs ---

1. You give me red thumb, you receive one from me. Just that simple.

2. Green ones work in a similar manner.

3. If you have a recently popular habit of giving a red thumb to people to whom you have just lost, do not sit at any of my tables, please.
There is not a slightest reason you should allow your fun to be spoiled by a random player like me. To avoid that, you may wish to consider joining a table of a guy, let's say, 400 elo lower than yours or inviting one.

--- Game internal flaws ---

If you think a game wrongly designed and despite this you have not discovered yet that playing it may destroy your fun, try at least finding another table, please.
Although for some mysterious reason the admins don't view it as provoking behaviour, still, I am not particularly fond of seeing any post-game comments about me or another player having won or lost just because he played an over- or underpowered faction, yellow or red pieces, marked cards, loaded dice, or whatever else you may think credible enough. The mere fact I play the game should tell you I think otherwise.
This holds true especially if your game experience is less than 50 games.

--- Misbehaviour ---

If you happen to insult other people while playing with them, or use aggresive / abusive language, keep as away from my tables as possible, do not suggest me joining yours, and treat my actual invitations as if you got them by mistake, please (because, in fact, you did).

I probably couldn't be less interested in whatever your relatives might have neglected to teach you, and I make the undisputably poorest spectator of any shows of how proficient you are with controlling your emotions you have ever met. Please, observe that there are lots of ways of displaying them that either do not let others know you are a simpleton or do not require my presence, whichever you feel more convenient to apply.

Thank you for your attention.
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